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Joke of the Day
"An ostrich commits grand heresy against the empire. He is promptly ostrichized. No? ok."
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"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""
"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"
"A man sells his parachute... The man yells ""Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!"""
"True story: 5 year old me was asked by a backhoe operator, ""Hey Buddy, you wanna drive one of these when you grow up?"" ""No, my Dad wants me to go to college"""
"Windows 8 is like my ex... Looks good, is nice for touch and play, but terrible for the real work."
"Is it ok to have sex with a third cousin? I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two."
"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"
"Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone."
"Today I heard a critical speech about masturbation It was very touching, to say the least"