119152
Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."
Next Joke
"Christmas vacation is like my dick... ...not long enough."
"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"
"Which came first? Chicken or the egg? I CAME FIRST! edit: CAME = CUM"
"Next time you're swallowed by a whale, stand up through the blowhole like it's a sunroof on a limo. Throw your arms up. Have some fun!"
"Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show."
"What kind of dog do IT people prefer? A Dobie"
"Its World Malaria Day on 25th April. But what do you get the mosquito that has everything?"
"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."
"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."