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Joke of the Day

"Next time you're swallowed by a whale, stand up through the blowhole like it's a sunroof on a limo. Throw your arms up. Have some fun!"

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"How to bargain with your wife Me: Can I get a motorcycle? Wife: No. Me: Can. I get a boat? Wife: NO! Me: Can I get a blowjob? Wife: (sighs) Is it a BIG boat?"
"Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn."
"[caution: black joke] If a person's last name is Black, there's every chance he/she is not of African American origin. - Because slaves don't need surnames."
"A Dietitian X Nun's favourite song? Agave Maria"
"So, a guy gave his friend 10 puns, hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"What is a Pirate's FAVORITE letter? You'd think it'd be rrrrrrr, but it's the C!!"
"What's the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family"
"They should make condoms out of bubble wrap. *pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee-oh! *pop* That was fun!"
"I just killed like a dozen carpenter ants and now I have no idea what I'm going to do with all these little tool belts."