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Joke of the Day
"who called it your 4th stepfather instead of mom beau number 5"
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"What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider? A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin' **freak!**"
"What is Mozart doing right now? Any one else get that pm? /u/jokinglikeabot"
"My Mom taught me to treat others the way I want to be treated so I always walk up to strangers and spray canned cheese in their mouth."
"My Dad has the heart of a lion and so much hate mail he had to shut down his dental practice"
"What do fat chicks do in the summer? Stink."
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people."
"I just read on the news that 10 Paralympics athletes have failed a drugs test They all tested positive for WD40"
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"Down in Virginia, the prosecutors brag they could get a grand jury to bring a ham sandwich to trial. In fact, just last week, a banana was actually convicted of murder. It was overturned on appeal."