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Joke of the Day

"Judge: The defendant is claiming you're a nazi. Is this true? Lawyer: *flustered* er no fuhrer questions your honour *courtroom gasps*"

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."

"Sometimes me and my brothers used to mess with grandpa. Once we asked him if he knew what a sex tape was. He nodded thoughtfully. 'Sex tapes? Sure, we have those, but your grandmother prefers cuffs.'"

"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."

"need a Justin Bieber joke about the fist fight he got into last night"

"When bae isn't bae anymore Baygon"

"Quick tax question: Does giving thousands of dollars to charity last year make up for lying about it this year?"

"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."

"*batman voice* Alfred, my bat-wang is stuck in my bat-zipper. Bat-help."

"Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop."