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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove."
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"German knock knock joke: ""Knock Knock"" - ""Who's th..."" **VE ASK ZHE KVESTIONS HERE!**"
"[After Big Jewel Heist] ""We did it! We got away! Everything went to plan"" ME(holding my grappling hook I didn't get to use): Yea it was ok"
"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"
"What's a pirate's favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa"
"Ellen Degeneres Found Dead She Was Found Face Down In Ricki Lake :D"
"What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!"
"They told me I had type A blood... But it was a Type O"
"Just saw a cyclist put his hand out to indicate he was turning left when a lone pedestrian high fived him. I feel so good right now."
"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"