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Joke of the Day
"What did the terrorist's ghost say? BOOM!"
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"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
"Q: What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? A: Put it on my bill."
"An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict. He kept blowing his lines."
"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"
"My girlfriend asked me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"" And I answered: ""Of course! I'd miss you, but I still love you"""
"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""
"Do all Europeans countries drive on the right? No, the Brits left."
"I want to put a 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose"
"Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens? Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks."