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Joke of the Day
"An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict. He kept blowing his lines."
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"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."
"What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."
"Dear Garment Manufacturers: Short Shorts should not come in a size 16. Warmest Regards, People with eyes."
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""
"I got kicked out of the library for putting a ""Women's Rights"" book in the the fiction section."
"My Love Life is Like my Ferrari... It's nonexistent"
"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""
"So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around."