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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy who used to have Leukaemia He's Luekae to be alive."
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"Harry Potter wakes up in hospital. ""Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 8 years"" says the doctor. ""What happened?"" asked Harry ""You ran face first into a wall."""
"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."
"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"
"Some people are only alive in this world because I really don't want to be someone's b!tch in prison"
"Everybody has been telling me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe"
"Dropped a gorilla into my apartment so I could shoot my roommate"
"What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again."
"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."
"Where do pigs park their cars? A porking lot."