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Joke of the Day

"My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests? (_) ( _)>- (_) An investigator"

"A three legged puppy walks into a bar The puppy looks at everyone in the bar and says, I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

"""He died doing what he loved..."" I'm not dead ""Interrupting my jokes"""

"Why does noddy have bell on his hat? Because he is a cunt."

"What is a goat's favourite form of comedy? Satyre."

"How bad is it to poop your pants? It Depends"

"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."

"SCIENTIST: it's both man and machine ME: what's it called? S: I call it a cyborg M: I would have went with manchine S: *crushes test tube*"

"A Man Has a Heart Attack on a Plane... Stewardess: Is **anybody** here a doctor?! Man: (Raising Hand) I'm a vegan."

"Hi, I want to get a tattoo to express my individuality. Do you mind if I look through this book of tattoos you've done for other people?"