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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I just made a porno. Too bad she's my late wife."
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"Why did Sarah name her pet Fawn 99 Cents? Because it wasn't big enough to be a Buck."
"Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, ""The morning sun in your face really shows your age."""
"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."
"They should have an Academy Award for ""Most Acting."""
"How do you stop guys like Donald Trump from saying racist things? You muzzle 'em."
"How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door."
"Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today... He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin."