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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Not three, my basement is still dark."

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"[first date] HER: I'm really into guys with ambitions ME: *trying to impress her* that's perfect, I have two frogs"

"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out."

"What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with mud? a dirty hooker"

"I bet the hardest thing about being a gangsta rapper is never being able to really enjoy a scone in public."

"What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab."

"Yo girl, are you my email inbox? because there's a lot of stuff you have I'm never going to see"

"How can you tell that a shrimp with a big dick was walking down the beach? Because he left a shrimp cock-trail."

"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."