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Joke of the Day
"""Asparagus!!!"" - italian guy named Gus pleading for his life"
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"Whats the difference between my computer and Paul Walker... ... When my computer crashes, I give a shit."
"What do they eat for breakfast in africa? Ebola cereal"
"Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)"
"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"
"I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer."
"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""
"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."
"So my drug dealer got me these new shoes.. And I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day"
"I'm white and my wife is black. I'm trying to convince her we should adopt a Chinese baby so we can tell people that's how they are made"