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Joke of the Day

"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with"

"Why are fat couples always so close? Gravity"

"I asked my girlfriend if she'd like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends. She said ""Yes!"". I said ""Good, because I'm breaking up with you."" Fuck you, Chelsey."

"Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see"

"When I RT what I'm actually saying is ""Fuck I wish I wrote that"""

"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"

"A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON."

"Why do rednecks love Halloween? (NSFW) Because they love to pump kin."

"What are you if you hide eggs at nice places eggspert."