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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between dawn and dusk? d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out."

"Writing a chemistry exam tomorrow Learned that I can't trust atoms...they make up everything :p"

"I'm already getting anxious over Christmas due to my Santa Claustrophobia-the fear of being smothered in an elevator by a crowd of Santas."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"

"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."

"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"

"What is Spider-Man's favorite rice? Uncle Bens!"

"You must have been born on a highway... Beacuse that's where most accidents happen"

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"