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Joke of the Day

"I'm thinking of taking up animal hoarding. Where can I get 37 armadillos this time of night?"

"It's hard to be naked and baked without wondering why the two words don't rhyme."

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me."

"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."

"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."

"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"

"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"

"You know what a satisfied woman sounds like? I didn't think so."

"God: I made you in my own image. Adam: Your penis looks bigger."