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Joke of the Day
"The importance of commas ""Let's eat, grandpa!"" said the incestuous cannibal"
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"ok guys the gofundme I set up to hire a hitman to kill me is already at 3x its goal you can stop contributing"
"What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !"
"Been yelling just awful things at people, trying to improve my chef skills."
"What computer says ""hello"" A Dell"
"A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME AGE ADDRESS etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. ''Yes.''"
"*practices like 1000 times in the mirror* [at Starbucks] ""One grander none-fatty flaparinno"" barista: ... ""I'll try again tomorrow"""
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"
"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."
"Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night."