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Joke of the Day

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"

"My friend is always looking for trouble... Which is good because he's a cop."

"Everyone was dreaming of working for Steve Jobs except his pancreas"

"Dude's trunk just popped open in front of me on the expressway ramp. I instinctively looked to see if any of you were in there."

"Someone please recommend a self-help book that can teach me how to sleep through an alarm."

"Why did users stop coming to r/jokes? Because their jokes weren't very funny."

"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"

"If 666 is the evil number Then 25.806975... is the root of all evil."

"I was going to make a dick joke, but it's harder than I thought."

"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"