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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free...."

"I hate gaining ten pounds for a role And then realising I'm not an actor."

"""I hate karaoke."" ""It's pronounced kah-rah-oh-keh."" ""Now, I hate you too."""

"Why did the Mormon cross the road? To get to the other bride!"

"I bought a treadmill because I ran out of closet space for my clothes."

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"

"From where did the sperm whale get it's name? Ask your grandparents."

"If you text your boss that you can't come in and include the poop emoji, he doesn't ask any questions."

"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"

"What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull? A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies."