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Joke of the Day
"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"
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"U.S found oil in foreign land soil and instantly reported serious shortage of democracy there"
"Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land? Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line."
"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"
"Skirts on people can create cooling effect by flapping when in close range. They also can create heating effect by fapping."
"I remember when my dad was a drinker I also remember when he was a alive."
"I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"One of the funniest jokes on reddit. /r/atheism"
"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"
"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"