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Joke of the Day

"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"

"You're scared of pedophiles? Grow up."

"My wife keeps telling me I shouldn't pee in the bath Or if I really have to, I should at least wait till she gets out."

"What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."

"Proof that upside-down and/or opposites world and/or country exists! Every joke, irrespective of the degree of hilarity, will get down votes! XD"

"Racist Jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object.. I don't know why it keeps saying that."

"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"

"If you are what you eat... *Well then you are an asshole* *A lot of you are pussies* *And some of you are cats* *A few of you are dogs* *And I'm a penny...*"