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Joke of the Day

"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."

"Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now Louise who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !"

"How many radical, trans, love-fluid, non-binary persons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 - one to do it and the other to comment on how it's symbolic of rape."

"SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE WEATHER REPORTERS RISKING LIFE & LIMB SO WE CAN ALL KNOW WHAT A 130MPH HURRICANE LOOKS LIKE IN THE DARK!"

"When did intentionally misspelling words become a thing? Kewl? Gurl? You know what I dig? Literacy."

"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."

"What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert? Joint custardy"

"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"

"Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. ""I don't know why we didn't think of this before,"" he said."

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"