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Joke of the Day

"Why do Ninjas always wear black? The skilled ones don't."

"Where do all the normies play? In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina"

"How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde? There's writing on the white-out."

"Went to a public park and my 4yo was like, ""Is this Disney World?!"" The answer is yes and I'll cut anyone who tells her differently."

"Our dog is named lucky he often escapes, so we'll be up all night to get lucky"

"[in ambulance] ""Can you describe the snake that bit you?"" Yes it was like an angry rope"

"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"

"When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting ""Eye of the Tiger"" just to give them motivation."

"Galadriel told Frodo only he could destroy the ring. Smokey Bear said only YOU can prevent wildfires. Frodo did his job; did you do yours?"

"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."