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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."
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"Why did the tree go to jail? Treason"
"If you're ever lost in the woods, try to find a bear to kill. Their claws will provide four sweet breakfast pastries."
"What's black and dosent work? Half of London"
"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"
"""I love it when we finish each other."" ""You mean: other's sentences?"" ""No."""
"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"