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Joke of the Day
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The trick is getting them in there."
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"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending I'll see myself out"
"They say if you ever get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose which is easy cause imagine how composed you would be."
"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"
"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."
"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."
"""Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.""-You, counting your lucky stars."
"My professor told me my writing reveals my erudite nature. I explained that my birthstone is actually amethyst."
"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"
"Achieve the ""smokey eye"" look by setting your head on fire."