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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"
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"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"
"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"
"It's difficult to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs... they always take things, literally."
"A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though."
"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."
"Driving in London"
"When black guys say ""ya feel me?"", I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at."
"What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spectator."
"Part two of 'Dinner for One' revealed! Title is ""Dinner for two: Revenge of the tiger."""