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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman made out of beef? Patty"
Next Joke
"What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge? to the other side."
"Never answer knocking at your door. It's always people. Always. Never giant chocolate bars. Only people."
"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish Women won't buy anything unless it's 25% off. You're welcome Reddit"
"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."
"What did Earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life!"
"What is Link's favorite hotel? Hyaaaaatt!"
"Survey I asked 100 women what brand of shampoo they use while showering. 99 out of those 100 answered : ""How the fuck did you get in here you asshole!?!"""
"Why did the kid only water half the lawn? Because there was a 50% chance of rain"
"Papa why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?"" ""Because they are drawing-rooms my son."""