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Joke of the Day
"All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face."
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"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."
"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"
"Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds??? Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!"
"""Hola! I'm Senor Coconut, children"" [cracks head on the pavement. Children scream] ""Drink me. Drink me. I'm full of vitamins and minerals"""
"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"
"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."
"A blind guy walks into a bar ... then a stool, then a chair..."
"I got my car crime-colored. It's black on black."
"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"