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Joke of the Day

"All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face."

"Do you know why they can't make ice in Poland anymore? The lady that had the recipe died."

"I can't believe I just stopped a girl from being rapped. I got tired and stopped chasing her."

"Remember when you used to blow bubbles while you chewed gum? He was here about a half an hour ago looking for you."

"Imagine a place where you can buy everything related to the Sith and the Dark Side It would be called the Darth Mall... ...and everything would be half off"

"Coworker came back into the office after being out sick for one day. Me: Feeling better? Him: Yea, I had a bad case of Ass Glaucoma. Me: What? Him: Yea! I couldn't see my ass being drug to work!"

"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"

"Whenever I have doubts as to my race, I just scrunch up a piece of paper & shoot at a waste basket... Anyway, today! I am definitely white."

"Why black people are so tall ? Because they're/their kNEe GROwS."

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"