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Joke of the Day
"I got my car crime-colored. It's black on black."
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"I met a girl who's family is so loaded... even the bags under her eyes are designer"
"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""
"If a guy says he can't feel anything while wearing a condom... Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years"
"Shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios."
"How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars"
"If it wasn't for venetian blinds.... It'd be curtains for all of us."
"Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech for two hours He burned a fuse"
"What musical instrument should you never, ever trust? The Lyre."
"Does Hilary's scandal compare to Bill's? I'd say it's close, but no cigar."