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Joke of the Day

"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"

"A little girl asked her father ""Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time?"" And he replied ""No there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If Elected I promise...'"""

"An 8 yr old boy was screaming at the grocery store because his mom wouldn't buy him a Mars bar. So I bought one and ate it in front of him."

"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."

"Miley Cyrus's fiance wants to break up with her. When asked why, he said that it's not twerking."

"Day two of the Insanity Workout. Half hour of talking to a lamp. Half hour of eating mulch. Fifty YouTube comments."

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."

"So I'm banging this guy from behind... ... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say ""Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"""

"Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!"