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Joke of the Day
"Reading a Chinese newspaper is like looking at 1,000 douchebag tattoos at once."
Next Joke
"Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President."
"What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke? ...she shattered his jaw!"
"How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb? well many how???"
"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."
"Got this super hard game on my phone called Bank Of America. You only get a power up every 2 weeks? Need cheat codes"
"Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils."
"Official Bin Laden Joke thread! ""Osama's funeral is gonna' be the bomb!"""
"China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor women are extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'."
":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"