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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a quadriplegic? There where you left him."
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"Remember the 7-Mile Spanking Machine? Turns out there will also be a punch line."
"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."
"""Omg, I literally just died"" -people who literally don't know what literally means"
"What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese? mozzarella-ella-ella"
"Why don't suicide bombers bathe? Because they are preparing a stink bomb"
"My mom's favorite internet game is ""Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"""
"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."
"Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind it stinks!"
"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."