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"A nice buttocks. A *great* butt listens."
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"What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong"
"So I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley She said ""Tenpin?"" I said, ""No, it's a permanent job."" - Tim Vine, King of the one liners."
"Michelle Wolf on A Friend's Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I'm really excited. Not for the baby but because she's one of my skinniest friends."
"Wanted to write a funny chemistry joke... all the good ones Argon."
"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."
"Ref:I'm sending you off Player: What for ? Ref: The rest of the match !"
"Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist? Florine talent."
"What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common? NEED MORE GAINS"
"I'm sorry, sir, but your cholesterol isn't high enough to buy this Hawaiian shirt."