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Joke of the Day

"They say that 1 out of 3 people has cheated on their relationship I'm not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend."

"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."

"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."

"Hey, how many people do you think are dead in that cemetary Dad: ""Hey, how many people do you think are dead in that cemetary Me: ""It's gotta be a couple thousand, pop."" Dad: ""All of them."""

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."

"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"

"I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila."

"The president of a popular mail-order business just died. The funeral will be held in 3 - 5 business days."

"A blind person places hand over a grater ""Who wrote this crap?"""