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"What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with? Haram bea"
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"Is it too early to make jokes about 9/11? Yes, you should wait 5 more days!"
"My face is permanently frozen into this scowl. You were right, Grandma."
"A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin! Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed."
"What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs? Heroine overdose"
"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"
"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"
"How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ""You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"""
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? ""None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"""