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Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? ...I have a boner."

"You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."

"What's a porn stars favorite golf course? The inter course"

"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"

"An Irishman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into a bar... but none of them are xenophobic, so they all have a wonderful time."

"Writing a book titled ""Understanding women"". The first page will have a real knife & the rest will show you different ways to kill yourself."

"out of all the lies ive told just kidding is my favorite. I don't get it?"

"With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit :)"

"Tinder announced a new feature this week which gives users 37 gender options to choose from And it's now easier than ever to avoid matching with the mentally unstable"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""