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Joke of the Day

"Dude in front of me at Starbucks made a big show about calling his Grande a ""medium"" and the barista was like, ""Uck, this again"""

"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."

"NCAA Hockey needs to re-name brackets. How is Alaska in the NE? They can see Russia."

"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"Harry POTter? Hermione GANJer?HufflePUFF?? More like the sorcerer's STONED. Wake up, America, JK Rowling has a hidden agenda."

"What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell."

"50% of being a lawyer is the ability to use latin phrases that people don't understand the other 50% is *ad hoc ergo propter hoc*"

"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."

"Go piss on a friend. They may have been stung by a jellyfish & are too embarrassed to ask for help. You'll be a hero."