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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."

"Autistic guy didn't get paid for a whole year while working at Applebee's. Life is hard for stauving autists."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank coffee, before it was cool."

"Surveys have shown that.. 6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy"

"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."

"Women are a lot like cars. You rarely get a brand spanking new one, and as soon as you've been in it once. It loses more than half its value."

"""I'd like one personal pizza please"" Pizza: Your life's a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. ""Whoa maybe not that personal"""

"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."

"Why aren't there any black magicians? Because magic is stupid."

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."