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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure? Zoolander"
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"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."
"Dog Morpheus: Ok, Dog Neo. You take the grey pill, you wake up in your kennel. But if you take the GREY pill - I will show you the Matrix."
"curious new Snapchat filter shows exact date and time of your death but refuses to be sent. then you notice: the time says five minutes ago."