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Joke of the Day
"A bomb went off in an ink factory... Everyone Dyed."
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"Did you hear about the elderly seamstress with poor vision? She doesn't mend straight anymore."
"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."
"Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff."
"Rape Baby A guy goes to job interview. His employer asks how his parents met. He says he is a rape baby. The boss asks if he mom is Christen. The guy asks how do you know?"
"A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand... ...and says ""make me one with everything."""
"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"
"The worst part of kissing a perfect 10.... is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
"Too many people are obsessing over Frozen. They need to let it go"
"Q: Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion? A: To keep from peeling."