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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"I'm almost always naked when ordering food It really weirds out the drive-thru attendant"

"When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born."

"[pet store] Me *looking at snakes* ""CAN I FEED THEM?"" Pet Store Employee [never looks up from his phone] sure. Me *putting my kids in tank*"

"take me down to the paraphrase city where it's nice"

"Why can't astronauts listen to music? The beat can't drop in outer space."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."

"""I'd hit that."" Clearly what my head thinks about cupboard doors and other hard surfaces when I least expect it."

"what do you call a asian with one leg i lean"

"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"