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Joke of the Day

"Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions."

"BREAKING: An egg. I'm making scrambled eggs."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?"

"Where do flying pigs land? the airpork!"

"Apple's CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow he is waaay gayer."

"I'm having a meeting tomorrow at 5 for people that have trouble ejaculating. If you can't come, just let me know."

"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"

"Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails? He thought it would be a pedicure. ^^^sorry."

"Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline"

"I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website. White Good condition Reliable Cheap No evidence of rear end damage. Must See."