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Joke of the Day
"Two pigs went to a party, one got boared and came home."
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"I almost had a heart attack when I saw a black man carrying a TV like mine. Then I remembered mine was at home working in the garden."
"Dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower is the most violent sound ever. ""U OK in there? Sounds like a Michael Bay film in that bathroom!"""
"I want to start a band called Absolute Zero. People will say we're 0K."
"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"
"Q: What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips."
"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."
"When do virgin guys get some ass ? when their fingers go through the toilet paper"
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"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"