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Joke of the Day

"So there're these two fish in a tank... and the one fish turns to the other and says, ""Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Don't listen to anything your ex boyfriend says. He is always wrong. Unless he says you're spectacular and give good head, then, he is right"

"How can a person travel from the north pole to the south pole without passing the equator? By becoming a stripper."

"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit"

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."

"Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him."

"What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping? C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

"This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween. Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane."

"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"