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"Bill Cosby likes his women like he doesn't like his computer Not responding."
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"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."
"I hurt my back while cutting down a tree. Guess you could say I have lumber problems."
"The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris."
"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."
"Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car, Throw you off a street so high, Hope you break your neck and die."
"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"If you like someone, pretend they're a charger and you're an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great quote... ... but it is not the best way to tell your kid that he's adopted."
"How do assassins pay for stuff on the internet? hitcoin"