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Joke of the Day
"Bill Cosby likes his women like he doesn't like his computer Not responding."
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"What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on her toe? Mitosis"
"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."
"Pretending you're dead to avoid conversation in the hospital is the worst way to learn how a defibrillator works."
"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."
"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."
"I've been reading the thesaurus a lot lately... because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage."