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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!"

"I'm bringing sexy back. Apparently there was a misunderstanding and I never should have been allowed to purchase it in the first place."

"A musician always closed his eyes when he sang. When asked, he replied, ""I can't bear to see people suffering."""

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

"No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them."

"Boy, is my face red! Fingering a suspect means something totally different at the police station, you guys."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

"Another sequel in the ""The Fast and the Furious"" series was announced today. We can only assume it will be called: ""5 Fast 5 Furious""."

"sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents."

"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."