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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
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"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."
"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"
"How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century? Two Chainz."
"What's the difference between a jew and pork ? Cooking time."
"4yo: *shoots me with gun* *stuffs gun in my pocket* *runs away* Me: *Realizes he just made it look like a suicide* *keeping an eye on him*"
"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
"George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:""It's too desperate."" J:""How'd you find out?"" G:""I'm on both."""
"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"
"What does a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? Both have a wet nose."