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Joke of the Day
"That's the last time I play Twister with a guy in a kilt."
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"Liam Neeson is going to find that hour we lost."
"What is the Pope's favorite type of woman? Nun"
"What do you call a constable who is good at music? Copper."
"Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend? ""What? Why?"" It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it.. ""It's OUR wedding!"""
"What do you call a Spanish woman with a loose vagina? Consuelo!"
"Wife: Who is it? Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]"
"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"
"11/10 people don't understand statistics ."