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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"

"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."

"wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like ""u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"""

"Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!"

"""Unhand me you cad!"" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer."

"They say no two people can see a color the exact same way so does that mean color is like A Pigment of your imagination"

"Schrodinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs. If it flips, omelette it is If it doesn't, scrambled it is"

"How is using the Pirate Bay like hiring a prostitute? Only nerds brag about doing it"

"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."

"Donald Trump, This is.. (optional)"