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"What's your favorite ""I just hurt myself or messed up"" phrase? Like, oh fuck! Oh shit! TITTY SPRINKLESSSSSSS"
"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."
"In INTERSTELLAR, why does Tom's voice get higher when he's older? Answer: thedust"
"""I spent 150 dollars on a penis enlarger and they sent me a magnifying glass."""
"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."
"What's the hardest part to eat when eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Invisible Hands Adam: shit"
"What does my jokes and cancer have in common? Only my dad gets it."
"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"