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Joke of the Day

"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."

"When you're sliding into first.... Inspired by a LeBron James thread from /pics of all things.... What's your favorite?"

"What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside? A lightbulb."

"What do you get when you cross my mom and my dad? I don't know but my dad said it was a mistake :D"

"Where did the Nazis send the Juice? To the concentration camps."

"A friend asked me to tell him where 'Muscat' is I thought about it for a while and said ""Oh man!"". He said ""Yeah man"", I replied ""That's Sana'a"". I'm really confused now."

"People say drugs are bad, but I'm calling complete BS on that. I've only been on meth for 20 minutes and I'm already the king of Jupiter."

"Which country has the most crying people per km? The Soviet Onion"

"What is green and if you press a button its red? A frog in a mixer."

"Jesus was nailed to the cross. He said ""Peter, come forth"". Peter walks up, Jesus waves his hand and he is healed. Next he says ""Mary, come forth"" But Mary came fifth and won a toaster."