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Joke of the Day
"Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale"
Next Joke
"I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there on time."
"What's a horrible icebreaker? The titanic"
"A radio wave walks into a bar and asks for a pint. The barman says, ""here you go, but why the long phase?"""
"i got locked in the PBR factory over the weekend... i did what i had to do to survive and drank my own piss"
"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."
"What do you call a striped bra? A zebra."
"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"
"Yes, your honor, but in my defense I thought he was stung by a jellyfish"
"What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck"